This is Ryan. He is a poopoohead. He likes to play with poo that he got for Christmas. His dog looks like a walking carpet who also happens to be the color of the poop that you take when you eat a lot of bran.
His dog is also female, yet for some reason happens to have a beard. But enough about the dog...
Ryan likes watching anime like your average future neckbeard. He also likes dino nuggets, which are a precursor to chicken tendies.
I am his uncle. He calls me Uncle Dobby. He also calls me boring. Joke's on him. I know how to make webpages! AH HA HA HA HA!